Penis Friends™

Penis Friends™ is an offbeat, unapologetically NSFW art brand dedicated to one thing: cartoon dicks with big personalities. We turn real-life anatomy into wildly expressive, lovingly illustrated characters—each with their own look, backstory, and vibe. Think: sexy, silly, sad, pixelated, pierced, plush, golden, goth, chaotic. No two shafts are the same.

Whether you call them penises, dicks, schlongs, or eggplants—this is adult art with a twist (and sometimes a curve). Our creations live in The Shaftiverse™, a growing universe of collectible characters available as digital downloads, framed prints, mugs, tees, and other delightfully dirty decor. Perfect for art collectors, gag gift fanatics, sex-positive pals, or anyone who wants to hang a giant emotional penis on their wall.

Every drop comes with its own level of rarity:
🔴 Certified Drops™ – ultra-rare, highly collectible
🟠 Limited Shafts™ – limited edition weirdos
🟢 Open Shafts™ – always available, always filthy fun

Each Verified Shaft™ includes a physical description, emotional profile, and signature quote—because even cartoon dicks deserve a little depth.

We believe in embracing weirdness, celebrating sexuality, and making space for filthy joy in the art world. If you’re the kind of person who laughs at dicks but also wants to collect them—welcome. You’re in good company.

👉 Join the Shaft Cult™ for early access to new drops, behind-the-balls lore, and exclusive discount codes.
👉 Ready to meet your next favorite penis? Explore our growing gallery of collectible cartoon dicks and find the shaft that speaks to you.